I apologize for not telling you my halo was cut from paper...

1. Girls with cameras who think they're photographers

2. When people have obnoxious signatures at the end of their text messages i.e.: ~UnOeuLUVme~

3. When people talk about something that is cool so much, that it is no longer cool.

4. When people who have just discovered music start liking bands that I've liked for years.

5. When facebook changes


6. Snow. And when everyone updates/ post pictures on facebook about the snow. It is unnecessary.


7. Men/ women who obsess over football. I couldn't give a lesser shxt about football.


8. Elitism/ dismissive behavior.


9. When people talk about how great Barack Obama is. (and I realize this sounds close-minded and opinionated, but I've done my research and the only thing I've concluded from it is: I don't like him one bit.)


10. People who talk about how they do drugs/ drink alcohol all the time. OH YOU'RE SO COOL!


11. When couples find it necessary to post pictures of themselves sucking eachothers' face off on facebook. It disgusts me when I'm doing my daily lurk, people.


12. When girls find it necessary to post 8oo pictures of themselves in bikinis and try to justify it by saying "all grown up now."


13. When bands I liked before anyone else did get super famous.


14. When someone thinks they're too good to like a band just because they're super famous. (and I realize this sounds contradictory to my previous statement. but i don't stop liking a band because they're famous. it just feels like everyone is finding out my secret.)



15. WHEN TEGAN AND SARA COME TO VIRGINIA, BUT OH NO NOT TO THE NORVA, BUT THE NATIONAL AND DECIDE TO CHARGE 32 DOLLARS A TICKET, THAT I WOULD OH SO WILLINGLY PAY, IF THEY CAME TO THE NORVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, caps lock moment.


16. When people assume I'm a lesbian because Tegan and Sara are one of my favorte bands.


17. When people have conversations through comments on somebody's facebook status.

18. When people talk about how rad their shxtty band is.

19. The fact that Radiohead was mentioned on Hannah Montana

20. The fact that I know that Radiohead was mentioned on Hannah Montana.

21. Phonies and liars

22. People that walk really slowly.

23. People that chew really loudly.

24. "Musicians" who don't even write their lyrics/ music. (This includes about every Disney star)

25. When people who can't read sarcasm take me seriously. When you ask me what I'm doing and I say killing people, I'm usually being sarcastic....usually.

26. How people think vampires are better than zombies. flesh eaters 4 lyf.

27. When people think it's necessary to enforce into people's minds how great they are by always talking about how great they are.

28. When people say "gay" or "retarded" to insult someone.

29. When someone calls me "baby". My name is not baby and I'm not a helpless defenseless being that sucks their mothers teat, thanks.

30. Scene hair/ scene style in general. Bangs covering half your face and guyliner is very stupid looking just so ya know.

31. When girls call each other girl. "hey girl! I miss you girl! oh girl I like your pants!" i have a name and it is not girl.

32. Authors who try to be as original as JD Salinger. Don't even. (I'm looking at you, Joe Meno)

33. Having to apologize for burping.

34. When skinny girls talk about how fat they are.

35. The fact that some of my best friends are hours away and I miss them a lot.